ELi

Biography
Eli O’Hare was a young man who loved Super Mario Bros 3. He had an emulated copy of the game on his PC, even when he had went to college. Eli was also a jokester, people around him laughed with him, he had a natural “life of the party” vibe to him. One day, he had attended a party on campus with his good pal and roommate, Leon. Leon was a bit more of a serious person. He had never really fooled around as much as Eli. The party was great. Eli had even met some old elementary school friends, greeting them and reminiscing the old days. Eventually, the party died down, and people started leaving. “…well,” Leon said. “You think we should be going now?” Eli nodded in response. “Yep, s’gettin’ pretty late.” And so, they were off. There were stairs where the party was hosted, and they were pretty steep. Eli had suddenly felt dizzy. “Leon, I don’t feel so good-“ he was cut off by his own body tripping. He had bashed his skull on the edge of one of the stairs, and he was stumbling down rapidly. He felt at least one bone break in the process, but it didn’t matter. His skull had already taken the brunt of things. He made it to the bottom, his vision fading. All he could hear was Leon’s cries for medical assistance… He had eventually woke up, in… code? How the hell did he get here? He looked in front of him, and two mysterious hands came out of the darkness, in one hand, was Mario. The other hand, Luigi. They were Super Mario Brothers 3 themed, too. “Choose your character,” the AI said in a glitchy, raspy voice. “Eli.” Eli.. didn’t seem to take things seriously. He thought he was dreaming and hallucinating. “Luigi, he’s taller lol,” Eli responded calmly. He then felt his soul get sucked into the Luigi sprite. He woke up, AGAIN, but this time, he was literally Luigi. He started to worry, but he handled this oddly well. Eventually, he had accepted he was dead, but he wasn’t gonna let that depress him, no no. He was gonna cause as much trolling to the player as possible. Anyone who plays an emulated copy of Super Mario Brothers 3 has a chance of encountering eLi, by facing sudden Kaizo difficulty, eLi’s face blocking essential parts of the screen, or, eLi’s personal favorite, an army of Luigis. If you game over, he will say, “L just did your mother.”

Abilities
Changing difficulty of games, summoning items and enemies from SMB3 specifically, flight, teleportation, and interrupting the game script.

Weaknesses
He can only exist digitally, he cannot make himself physical. He’s also very immature.

Trivia

 * His favorite item is the green Koopa shell.
 * He has no kill count, as he solely just wants to mess with you.
 * His favorite pizza topping is bacon.